Circa 1,000,000 BC
We open on two Cavemen sitting by an open fire in the middle of the woods the May 24 weekend.
Friggo
(Poking the fire with a long stick)
Great fire, Lexico. Pass the boar.
Lexico
(As he passes the raw meat it falls into the flames)
Holy brontosaurus, there goes dinner.
Friggo
(He reaches in and grabs the meat)
AHHHHH!? (Licks hand) Hey, hold the spear there my friend, this taste awesome. Try it.
Lexico
(He takes a bite)
Friggo, my main man, you're genius. Wait till we tell the women.
Okay, this may not have actually been the way BBQing was invented, but I'm probably not that far off.
Man has been fascinated with fire ever since he first discovered it. Cooking over it turned into a definite perk.
Modern man is no different. His dilemma? What type of fire to cook over? Is it a charcoal fire or a gas fire?
To figure out which type of BBQ will best suit your cooking style answer the following questions with a yes or no:
Are you always in a hurry?
Does the memory of Scout Camp bring tears of happiness to your eyes?
Do you have any reoccurring dreams about hunting for food clad only in the carcass of a dead elk?
Does your idea of outdoor cooking involve matches?
Have you ever burned off all of your eye lashes while lighting a camp stove?
Do you love the taste of mesquite?
Scoring:
If you answered yes to questions 2,3,4, and 6 you are Charcoal
If you answered yes to questions 1 and 5 you are Gas
If you answered no to questions 2,3,4, and 6 you are Gas
If you answered no to questions 1 and 5 - you are Charcoal
Now that you know what type of BBQing suits your lifestyle, choosing a grill is based on the following criteria:
Charcoal Grills:
Look for a high quality steel BBQ with a baked on finish.
Legs should be welded on.
Stainless steel or nickel plated grates - rust resistant and good for cleaning up
Stay cool handles
Hopefully it has a built-in thermometer
Gas Grills:
Look for a high quality steel BBQ with a baked on finish.
The cart should have the legs welded on.
Stainless steel or nickel plated grates - rust resistant and good for cleaning up
Burner design that allows for direct and indirect cooking - this will let you grill, roast, or even bake. Look for a 3 burner configuration
Stay cool handles
A built-in thermometer
Easy ignition button
Optional side burners so you can do all the cooking outside
A side table built into the cart
Locking wheels
Propane tank holder
My personal BBQ is a Weber. I've had mine for going over 10 years and I love it. I like the fact that it has a burner configuration that allows me to cook with either direct heat, using all three burners or indirect heat, which uses the two end burners with the centre burner turned off.
This 3 burner configuration is an excellent feature allowing me to roast beef, a turkey, or even bake a berry crisp right on the old Barbie.
Tips for BBQ perfection:
Next week- Gas Grilling 101 Tips to help you cook like a pro.

Showing 7 of 7 Comments
LEAVE YOUR COMMENT
You must sign in to leave a commentcharacter(s) remaining