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Posted by ... on Mon, May 4, 2009
Thin maybe in, but, Fat is where it's at.
SAVE THE PLANET, LET THE PEOPLE GO, SAVE THE TREES, PLANTS, ANIMALS, & INSECTS !!!
There is too much talk on health. Being healthy is really not a good thing for the planet.
Humans should not be permitted to have the fruits, vegetables, and vitamins. These items are hazardous to the health of the planet, as they will cause a prolonged life span in the human, thus causing a healthier human to live longer, and pollute more,and use too many of the planets resources.This will have an adverse effect on trees, plants, animals, and insects.
Don't eat meat of any kind, instead load up on any and all snack foods, eat cake laced with sugar.Try not to do any more exercising then moving from the couch to the fridge,try not to strain your fingers as you change channels using the remote,if you strain your fingers you won't be able to put more food into your mouth.
Try to become as fat as possible, you will then be doing your part to save the planet, as you will pass on sooner, but you will be replenishing the earth.
If you stay fat or even get fatter, then you won't need the following health tip below,as you won't be around long enough to reap it's benefits.
There is a natural way to stay viral free, and that is to smoke about 10 cigarettes a day. The toxins from the cigarettes will coat your lungs and stay there, providing a protective coating that no drug manufacture could come up with. Then when you breath in something like swine flu, the virus gets into your lungs, then the toxins from the cigarettes that have coated your lungs will kill the virus. Now granted cigarettes will eventually kill you, but that is ok, because you will die when your in your 70's or 80's , and that will be planet friendly.
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