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And no he doesn't have a chode. :p So here is the story. He tried one of those coloured life styles condoms and it was so tight!! Like unbelievably tight. And it wouldn't even go down all the way!!! He said he was in pain so we had to take it off (no sex for me! :( .. haha) The next day he bought some durex condoms that were supposedly wider (I'm not sure what they are called but they were in a purple package.) We tried using them but it was too long or something. There was about an inch-and-a-half just hanging off the tip but we couldn't pull it down cause it got really tight at the base. I've looked on the internet and Trojan Magnums seem like the best choice. I read somewhere that the length doesn't matter as much as the width. My only worry is that if I buy those they might be too long. When erect he is about 5 1/2 inches around the shaft and about 8 1/2 - 9 inches long. Also, there is a slight curve partway up his penis, could this be affecting anything? I'm just confused as to his size. Will magnums be too long?

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I am a female patient(44) & I have been advised to increase my sodium and water intake. My body cannot seem to regulate my thyroid levels-sometimes too high, other times too low but I take my medications regularly and as directed and my levels are checked regularly, more often lately. I suffer from long-term depression and regular panic attacks. I've attempted suicide multiple times from my mental issues. I have difficulty walking for very long & cardiovascular exercise activities are out of the question as I usually pass out after less than 5 minutes. I occasionally suffer from sudden numbness in multiple areas of my body and sometimes my face although mostly in my upper & lower limbs(not tingling-just numbness). The feeling returns as suddenly as it left. I often have Migraine headaches. My eyes are very light sensitive and I am completely night blind. I was also diagnosed with IBS. Great eh? I quit smoking more than 3 yrs. ago(never smoked more than 1/2 pack a day and only smoked on & off since my mid-teens. I never smoked while pregnant and then not around my kids when I started again-inside or outside of a house or a car.)I rarely drink alcohol (cannot remember the last time) and I never do street drugs. I have even developed mild Asthma. I am about 60-70 lbs. overweight now but I cannot lose it with only diet changes. I was almost 25 lbs. heavier but this was all that I could lose through diet and portion sizing. I was never that big of an eater through most of my life and I ate healthy most of the time. I was a size 4 or 6 before my two children were born and then from that point on I was at most a size 8. My weight might fluctuate between 125 to 135 lbs. I was 5'6" but I have shrunk approximately 1/2" since my late 20's. The weight gain I have now came about very rapidly (less than 6 months), but was NOT from over-eating OR from a poor diet OR from lack of exercise. I worked at a very stressful job which I suspect may have contributed to my latest thyroid problems as well as my depression and anxiety issues but I cannot be certain however I have been on long-term disability for more than 2 years. I see a Psychiatrist and a Therapist regularly for my Mental issues. I've been to a Cardiologist-hence the MVP diagnosis (because of BP. changes.). I've seen an Internist for Thyroid and other medical issues. Was told that they could not help me because there is more than Thyroid issues happening within me. I thought that this was the type of Doctor who COULD get me the correct diagnosis or at least guide me in the right direction? I have had numerous blood tests, a couple of Cat Scans and X-rays and Probes and Scopes to try to get a diagnosis. I feel like I am losing my mind in addition to bodily malfunctions. I saw a Neurologist very early on but an MRI; in addition with other tests were inconclusive. I fear that I may lose my Family because of all of these issues. I feel like a hypochondriac and have been accused as such from those who shouldn't be judging me but instead should be supporting me(at least that is what my Therapist believes as do I). I have gotten to the point that I no longer talk medical issues with my family or friends because it is too painful emotionally plus I find that it usually brings on a panic attack and those are not pleasant to experience. I cry and suffer in silence now as I fear that everyone, including my Doctors have given up on me. I don't want to give up on myself but I am unsure how long I will continue to feel this way. I try to search for answers myself but since I am not a doctor, I will not self-diagnose but whenever I bring up a suggestion or possibility that MAY be related to some if not all of my symptoms, the Doctor/s don't listen or even take the time to briefly explain why it is not possible. I fear that I am grasping for any hope and I don't even care if the final diagnosis is not a good one. I just need to prove to myself AND to others that I am not crazy in regards to my physical ailments. I am hoping that some kind and caring medical professional will see this and might know what it is or might be before I truly give up and then it won't matter anymore. Please help me if you are seriously able to?

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If it is then where the heck is the start button??? *chuckles*

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Selfish... i don't believe in the word... I'm 17 years old, visually impaired ( can't see through my right eye) failing my grade twelve, can't ever drive, have no real friends to listen to my problems, my family is so disappointed in me they don't talk to me, and recently i found out this girl really liked me and i messed up my chance by canceling our date and ignoring her for almost all the night, for reasons unknown, i apologized and now i think shes tired of seeing my name in her inbox in her cell.. i just don't see anything going well in a long time and i'm a very impatient person, i just want to figure out a way to kill myself. YES I KNOW IT'S A SELFISH ACT, and yes my family and "friends" will miss me blah bah blah... whatever i don't care about them and what they think of me... i don't care whats on the other side, i just want to leave this horrible life.. so tell me whats a fun way of suicide?

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well i have been sick for 3 days now. I feel very tired. i am also feeling weak and evey once in a while i feel pukey. i turn green and around my eyes get dark and red/black. i never actually puke, but i feel the pukey feeling in my throat every once in a while. Does anyone know what this is? My mom is starting to get worried. im in a SMALL town. The clinic here is really dubb (BELIEVE ME!!!) the clinic here knows nothing. im also petrified of hospitals and doctors (the closest hospital is 2 hours away and they are also really dumb) dumb** not dubb it is NOT possible im pregnant. im still a virgin. I also get lightheaded if i stand to long.

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I know it`s a dumb question, Im just curious.

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every time I swallow my left ear 'pops' twice, and I can't get it to go away. how would I stop this??

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I have researched and researched and I simply cannot find why I have cystic acne other than my androgens wreaking havoc. I dont take contraceptive pills and do not use pore-clogging things on my skin. I hardly eat outside (maybe once a month), dont eat chocolate, chips, fried foods, etc. I never had any acne during my adolescent years, I started getting it promptly when I turned 20. I admit I didnt take care of myself during my teen yrs- never washed my makeup off be4 going to bed, ate tons of chocolates, etc. These yrs I spent consuming preservatives and toxins make my think that my cystic acne could be liver-related with the excess of androgens(since my face is EXCESSIVELY OILY----major like I have to blot 8X and its still oily). Also the cysts are deep under the skin with no head. Plz dont tell me about skin care products since I have tried almost EVERYTHING from low end to high end(what I can afford). Any help is greatly appreciated. I am 22 now btw.

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ok, so im 12(girl) and i weigh 134 pounds- i "entered" the eww puberty stage early i was usually about 125 pounds but suddenly i gained 10 pounds i think it is becuase of halloween sweets... i keep trying and trying to lose weight but i give up.. like i cant live with out sweets.. i tried writeing down what i eat each day but its hard to keep track when ur at school...(im in grade 7 btw) i'm really athletic(3 times a week taekwondoe- 2 hours gymnastics) i was like in all the sport teams last year and i tried out for bascket ball this year but i didnt make it(new school). i've talked to my mom she just says eat healthy so i gave up on her(lol thjt sounds erally mean no really i love my mom) what i need from anyone is: names of fruit that have fewer calories what to do when i get cravings for sweets how to stay on a diet and sports that are really good for losing weight i am NOT eating pills or any other rediculous ideas like that and im not starving myself cause it doesnt work all my friends are really skinny and the say that im normal but i dont belive it i really need help thank you to anyone that will help and i swear i will love u forever if i lose 20 pounds because of your idea... thx

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Okay so ive had bulimia for a loong time. Its become a part of me. my boyfriend of 6 months doesn't know.... I'm worried that if i tell him he'll break up with me... Also i have huge bags under my eyes... is this from my bulimia? Also. i live in Canada and don't have a lot of money.... And im seventeen.