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Jessica Alba

Before we start our critique, let's just give Jessica Alba props for getting her body back in freaskishly good shape after she gave birth this past summer. She puts the rest of us moms (and children-free folks) to shame.

Luckily, none of us were caught wearing the hideous, misshapen red nightmare that is this dress. We understand you're hawking Campari, but did you really need to dress-up like the bottle? There's entirely too much red going on in this outfit and the bottom of the dress isn't flattering in the slightest. What exactly is going on with the bows in the centre of this outfit? They're neither accenting nor embellishing this atrocity and simply drag the eye to all the wrong places. Let's not even talk about the shoes. She may have a bangin' body but her sense of style has obviously taken a serious beating. (Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

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Average (3 Ratings) 1.33 out of 5 stars

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1. Posted by Cham on Mon, Jan 26, 2009

She suppose to walk on the carpet, not wear it!
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2. Posted by Natasha on Mon, Jan 26, 2009

yummy ooo i thought she was an apple
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3. Posted by Lori on Tue, Feb 24, 2009

Jessica Alba: "Today my purpose is to be an absract apple!" People: "???" point is she totalllllllly looks like apple
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Paris Hilton

There's a universal rule of fashion that's pretty much always true: never ever leave your house wearing latex. Not that Paris Hilton has ever been one to follow rules (especially when it comes to fashion) but this time her offense is especially troubling. She wore this outfit after Halloween! Now, it's understandable that girls might bare a little more skin on October 31st, but come November, it's time to dress like a lady once again. This bad cop, mini-dress with calf chaps and fingerless gloves screams, well, the opposite of lady (It's amusing to note that she was snapped on Sunset Boulevard). It's high time you started dressing like an heiress to a billion dollar fortune. So get cracking. (Valerie Macon/Getty Images)

Dec. 1st: Tila Tequila, Shakira and Minnie Driver

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Average (4 Ratings) 2.33 out of 5 stars

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1. Posted by the voice on Sun, Jan 18, 2009

paris?
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2. Posted by Cham on Mon, Jan 26, 2009

worst pig ever.
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3. Posted by Natasha on Mon, Jan 26, 2009

bad paris u already have a bad rep now it is worse
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4. Posted by Jade A on Mon, Feb 09, 2009

WTF is that the dress might be ok for a gothic club but seriously not with that crap on her head!
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5. Posted by Emerandella on Tue, Jun 09, 2009

i bet if someone ever rubbed that dress, it would squeak.
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Scarlett Johansson

It's such a tragedy when beautiful, young, voluptuous starlets dress themselves in frumpy, unflattering outfits. This number worn by Ms. Ryan Reynolds is just one unfortunate example. The oversized bland beige jacket with big black buttons and rolled-up sleeves makes this actress look at least 25 pounds heavier than usual.

The cropped pants make her look squat and disproportioned, but we must say we love the classic black pumps. However, they could have been used to elongate her wonderful womanly frame, rather than becoming the only saving grace of this train wreck of an outfit. Also, what's up with her sad, lifeless hair? Come on woman, you're Woody Allen's muse and a newlywed for crying out loud! (Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)

Dec. 1st: Tila Tequila, Shakira and Minnie Driver

Nov. 24th: Anna Wintour, Blake Lively and Katy Perry

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Average (3 Ratings) 2.00 out of 5 stars

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1. Posted by Natasha on Mon, Jan 26, 2009

its not bad
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Sean Combs

Oh boy, this one's a doozy. Despite what it looks like, we're going to assume Puffy isn't getting a hug around the neck from a grizzly bear at the premiere of Cadillac Records. Yep, that's just a horrendous fur-trimmed winter jacket. Why would anyone want to wear such a hideous thing?

He's already wearing a turtleneck, so it couldn't be to keep warm from the cold. The deep V of the jacket sure isn't going to keep anyone toasty when the winter wind blows. We think this is just a case of a celebrity being too vain to realize how completely and utterly ridiculous they actually look. (Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)

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Average (2 Ratings) 3.00 out of 5 stars

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1. Posted by Natasha on Mon, Jan 26, 2009

its fine
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Anna Maria Horsford

If you don't know Anna Maria Horsford, she has appeared in TV shows like The Shield and films like Minority Report. After this outfit however, it'll probably be hard to forget Ms. Horsford. No one, no matter how famous, beautiful and fashionably astute should ever be caught wearing this much pink. It's an affront to fashion and it's painful to look at. It's not just the colour pink that's bad but the prom-dress shimmer of the dress makes it even more of a fashion crime. The addition of a jacket makes this an outfit that Barbie herself would turn down with a weary, "Honey, that's too pink for me." (Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

Dec. 1st: Tila Tequila, Shakira and Minnie Driver

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Average (3 Ratings) 1.00 out of 5 stars

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1. Posted by Stephanie on Mon, Jan 26, 2009

She kinda looks like a grape....LOL
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2. Posted by Jade A on Mon, Feb 09, 2009

scary
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3. Posted by Roguetheelf24 on Wed, Jul 01, 2009

" So tell me sister, are you a good witch or a bad witch? " asked the good witch of the south.
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Sienna Miller and Keira Knighley

Sienna and BFF Kiera cuddle up at the British Independent Film Awards, but shouldn't friends let friends know when they look awful?

Let's just begin with the pouts, shall we? What exactly are these facial expressions supposed to convey? Perhaps these two Hollywood hot shots are staring at themselves in a mirror, wondering why on earth they picked those outfits to wear. Keira's frock looks like an emo kid's first attempt at sewing - the area that is supposed to house her cleavage is about three inches too low.

Sienna has been wearing entirely too much black as of late, and this head-to-toe '80s prom dress (complete with sparkling shoulder sleeves) is no exception. Together they resemble a unfortunate looking pair of gothic fashion victims.(Dave M. Benett/Getty Images)

Dec. 1st: Tila Tequila, Shakira and Minnie Driver

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Average (3 Ratings) 3.33 out of 5 stars

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Eva Green

Is this really the same Eva Green who graced the silver screen as Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale? The same actress who wore those divine gowns and wooed Mr. Bond with her dangerous curves and stunning good looks? We ask because behind this potato sack dress, we couldn't really tell.

Eva is at the British Independent Film Awards in a large, shapeless dress which overwhelms her petite frame, and all the big bold colours (the bright red dress, the jet black hair and the blood red lip stick) completely wash her out. Finally, those shoes are not doing her any favours. This outfit was a gamble she definitely lost. (Jo Hale/Getty Images)

Dec. 1st: Tila Tequila, Shakira and Minnie Driver

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Average (3 Ratings) 2.33 out of 5 stars

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1. Posted by Jade A on Mon, Feb 09, 2009

looks like a maternity dress
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2. Posted by Roguetheelf24 on Wed, Jul 01, 2009

I like it.
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Beyonce

Bam! Now we see where Beyonce got her inspiration for "Bootylicious" from! Who else would rock this on the Today Show? We couldn't possibly criticize the beautiful work of art that is Mrs. Jay-Z's derriere, it's absolutely flawless - and this spandex body suit does nothing but emphasis her envious, shapely assets.

It takes a strong and confident woman to slip into something this tight and unforgiving (thankfully it's black), let alone dance and sing like a maniac. B's got a serious posterior going on in this shot and we've got to say Ms. Beyonce, you were right: we weren't ready for that jelly! (Scott Gries/Getty Images)

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Average (3 Ratings) 1.00 out of 5 stars

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1. Posted by alliegatorr on Mon, Dec 29, 2008

Reminds me of Cat-Woman!
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2. Posted by the voice on Sun, Jan 18, 2009

still yummy
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3. Posted by ME123 on Mon, Feb 23, 2009

uhm, ew
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