Fashion police
Victoria Beckham
Don't stare directly at Posh's dress or you risk losing your vision and good sense of style. If your outfit physically hurts people when they look at it, you might want to reconsider your wardrobe choice. We don't mind the cut and style of the dress, but it's hard to concentrate on that when the pattern is so blinding! (Luca Ghidoni/Wire Image)
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Anna Faris
Is this a 'Rock of Love Bus' audition? No, it's actually Anna Faris at the premiere of her new movie 'Observe and Report.' This thing has trashy junior prom written all over it. The weird ruching, the triple action midriff cut outs and the the lack of straps are just too much for one dress. Ah well, at least it's floor length. (John Shearer/Wire Image)
Average (114 Ratings)
37 Comments
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1. Posted by Fiddle-dee-dee on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
It looks like it's made of double-knit polyester. She's got a great figure and she can do much better. Not the worst, but far from the best of what she could do.
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2. Posted by blueskies on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Learn how to spell midrift!
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3. Posted by Bryan W. on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Well at least the dress helped to promote the movie ... did the writer of this article now 'Observe and Report'? Good promotion if you ask me! :)
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4. Posted by starexpert on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
It would look fine it someone yanks up and uses one of those holes as a halter. It looks like she got it from some cheap bargain basement nylon and spantex super tacky dress stores...and those shoes are hideous...but the ear rings are very nice and so is her hair and makeup. Verdict- she might be re-abilitated and resessitated by some fashion-police therapy...she needs to do her time in a rehab camp where she is forced to wear tacky nylon 24/7 and listen to her therapist...due to the earings I have hope for her. - star {fashion} expert
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5. Posted by suiycfui on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Learn how to spell midriff!
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6. Posted by AbuzarC on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Yahoo definitely needs to hire a new writer. This one is so dumb, they can't even spell "midrift". Belly baring is erotic, especially when done sparingly through midrift cuts. Would look hotter if her dress wasn't floor length, I'd say a little higher than the knees. Stereotypically, she is a beautiful woman, it's better for her to be showing off a little.
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7. Posted by Renee Sylvestre-Williams on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Hey, blueskies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midriff Idiot.
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8. Posted by LesleyG on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Ah, I think it is on backwards! lol
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9. Posted by roccoromane on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
The word is MIDRIFF. Be careful who you call dumb!
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10. Posted by loripetrucci@rogers.com on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
I hope the airconditioning was turned down! Yah what is up with those shoes?
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America Ferrera
Va va voom! America Ferrera looks absolutely marvelous in this understated, robin egg blue number. The cut of the dress does a great job of showing off her curvy figure and the colour complements her skin tone perfectly. We love the bouffant hair and the simplistic black heels finish off this outfit perfectly. (Countess/Wire Image)
Average (118 Ratings)
31 Comments
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1. Posted by Fiddle-dee-dee on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
She looks nice! You always see her smiling and isn't that nice?!! She's lovely.
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2. Posted by twobitsworth.ca on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Personally I think the dress is hideous on her. Blooper bust line with floppy breasts - one heading east the other west. The ruching middle with the square (what's up with that?) detailing just doesn't make sense other than to create the 'boxiness' of the dress. I thought curves were round. When did square come in? Must say though that this detailing leads right into the bigger box which is her hips - Mmmmmm? Not something I would want to accentuate. Need I say more? I think open-toed shoes just accentuates a fuller calf rather than elongate the leg. I'm sorry America but this dress is forgetable and does not do you any justice at all. Kind of makes me wonder if there was any Hollywood catiness going one when someone who doesn't really like you flatters you in the crappy thing you have on in a diabolical scheme to have you look ridiculous supposedly making themselves look better.
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3. Posted by AbuzarC on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
What an awful choice for a color and the shape of the dress is just way off! It's rare for me to write a bad review, but this one gets it.
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4. Posted by loripetrucci@rogers.com on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Love the bit around the neck and shoulders but then..oops I am sorry but any lady with curves should wear something a little more supportive!
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5. Posted by ValerieT on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
I have been keeping an eye on this gal for sometime. I like everything about the dress on her, but the "paunch" in the front has got to go. I know stars have to wear dresses, but I feel this figure would benefit from tailored suits best.
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6. Posted by Taquito on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
I think its nice.
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7. Posted by Meg on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Thanks twobits, I feel the same way. Oy vey, is disaster! I swear that dress is not in fact hugging her hips, it looks like there's padding or something on the inside of the dress where her hips are, just to make them look more boxy, and the last time I checked that was NOT a desirable look. It's either that or she's three months along and isn't telling. The bathrobe-collar combined with the shininess/color of the dress is reminiscent of someone's stereotype of a cheap Japanese call girl. Unless the cameraman was working angles feverishly, I also can't see how the girl's calves can be that skinny if her hips are actually as wide as the dress makes them look. Annnnd if you live in Hollywood you can afford stick-on cups - use 'em! Sorry this girl could be the coolest lady in the universe, but this promo shot or whatever it is really works against her - makes her look uninteresting, older than I think she really is, badly advised in the fashion department and really kind of dowdy - POWDER BLUE IS FOR MY GRANDMA!
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8. Posted by sudburyguy on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
this looks marvellous? i don'tthink so.
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9. Posted by Peter M on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
her forhead is like Jay Leno's chin
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10. Posted by Fiddle-dee-dee on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Ok, maybe she needs a supportive bra, but I like her. She always smiles and that makes her prettier than anything she can wear.
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Aubrey O'Day
Look who decided to descend off her baby pink spaceship and pay us earthlings a visit? It's Danity Kane member Aubrey O'Day! Looks like she took a page out of Anna Faris' fashion book with this ill-fitting, midriff baring piece. We pray the 'Wolverine' shoulder pads and wonky collar are not fashion statements from the future. (JStrauss/Wire Image)
Average (111 Ratings)
42 Comments
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1. Posted by Arelz87 on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
She's not from Girls Aloud...She was on Danity Kane...
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2. Posted by Fiddle-dee-dee on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Just wrong in every sense of the word. Why is she standing like that? The sleeves look like she's going to be able to take off. The cut out in the center is ugly and frankly, this dress makes her look fat.
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3. Posted by Berklee on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
omg she looks like a fat ugly model
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4. Posted by Shadow on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
*raises eyebrow* yea.. it really doesn't look like it fits at all..
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5. Posted by Nikki on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Excuse me while I try to figure out why anyone would want to wear this..
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6. Posted by loripetrucci@rogers.com on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
LOL looks like something I made in home-ec class in the 80's!!! And those hideous pockets? I only like the colour.
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7. Posted by LitsaB on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
How ugly is that?
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8. Posted by ValerieT on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
WOW! Get a steam iron/press out! She looks like she has something shoved up her rear the way she is standing! I doesn't fit in the right places, I think a potato sack would look more stylish, fit better and have less wrinkles. This is SO 80's, I don't want to see a comeback for at least 20 years!
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9. Posted by MissCat on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
What's with the big smock-like pockets?
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10. Posted by PeonyPrincess on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
That dress isn't just ugly. It's FUGLY!
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Sienna Miller
Wow. What a monumental change from last week. Sienna looks radiant in this little red dress - with a perfect crimson pout to match. The cut of the dress is so flattering on her figure and the neckline keeps this mini classy. And the simple black heels complement the outfit perfectly. (Marcel Thomas/Getty Images)
Average (99 Ratings)
23 Comments
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1. Posted by Fiddle-dee-dee on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Great figure and love the dress, but the black stockings have to go. I don't usually comment on women like this, but she really has great legs! haha
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2. Posted by twobitsworth.ca on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Everything working for me - just about. I think the dress should be a little bit longer as the length form collar to waist and from waist to hem look to be about even. I think the bottom half should appear longer which would compliment the legs better. She must have run out of time when getting ready and forgot to do her hair. Whoops.
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3. Posted by Berklee on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
BOOOOOO
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4. Posted by Nikki on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Okay the outfit is beautiful but ditch the stockings completely.
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5. Posted by DANNII on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
yeah I think she looks like a stripper. fashion police know NOTHING!
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6. Posted by loripetrucci@rogers.com on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
She appears very tall and the nylons do take away from her great legs.
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7. Posted by Taquito on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
I like it, looks very classic rock.
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8. Posted by PeonyPrincess on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Love the dress but ditch the stockings and break out the tanner.
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9. Posted by Meg on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
The only way I get the stockings is if it's bloody cold out and even then they could be sheer. Also the color is lovely but it makes her tan look orange, so that's not flattering.
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10. Posted by SEKCI LUTKA on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
she looks great here i would add some nice pearls and mabey a clutch but other than that shes lookin good :)
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Vanessa Williams
Uh oh. Looks like someone's been rifling through Ugly Betty's wardrobe. This piece looks right out of a bad '70s sitcom. This pattern is crazy busy and the colours are a little too much - a bright, punchy, solid hue would look so much better. From the neck-up, however, Ms. William's still looks fierce - and we do love those shoes. (Countess/Wire Image)
Average (100 Ratings)
22 Comments
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1. Posted by rmt49 on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
I kinda like this dress, actually...
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2. Posted by Fiddle-dee-dee on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
She's in her late 40's and she looks great most of the time, but this dress is too busy and too frumpy. Ugh, I know they're in style, but I really don't like the shoes at all.
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3. Posted by Berklee on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
hello florida oh wait........
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4. Posted by twobitsworth.ca on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
The shoes would look better with a black bustier/thong one piece and a cat'o'nine whip. The dress is a joke. Must be a good salesman/woman though because whoever got Vanessa to wear it. Good thing she's as beautiful as she is because, at least, we can see through the ugly. The only good thing about this dress is that it can be trashed (unless the fabric is soft, in which case, it can be torn up for rags. Love the earrings, but they don't work with this outfit either.
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5. Posted by DANNII on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
this dress says "i'm a mum and Im not affaird to let it all go" to me if i were a mum i wouldnt wear it, but it looks like somthing you could wear around the house maybe a "house dress" or somthing u'd by at walmart on the sale rack!
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6. Posted by Meg on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
silkscreen faux-pas, if it was just the background pattern OR the over-pattern would be much better. She has the skin tone to pull off bright colours just not so many at once. And the earrings should be kept...but for another day, another dress.
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7. Posted by PeonyPrincess on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
She looks like she's modelling the Spring 2009 line for Walmart.
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8. Posted by SEKCI LUTKA on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
i personally love the dress but feel she should've defenetly added some steletos to longate her legs and possibly made the dress shorter or just do something to make her legs not look as stalky they also kind of look either hairy or blotchy so if all else fails sheers would do the trick but from the bottom of the dress up it looks great !
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9. Posted by Peter M on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Spa fashion
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10. Posted by teckno on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
YIKES ... I love the shoes too but this outfit deserve flip/flops .
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Keanu Reeves
Next up on Keanu's film roster: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure: The Unwashed Edition. There's nothing wrong with a little man scruff, but it looks like Mr. Reeves might have a small woodland creature living on his face. And a hat is no replacement for a bad hair day. This whole outfit is most un-excellent. (Granitz/Wire Image)
Average (94 Ratings)
40 Comments
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1. Posted by rmt49 on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
I think he looks best kind
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2. Posted by Fiddle-dee-dee on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
He looks stoned and someone give this guy a razor. A little scruff is the same thing as being unkempt and too lazy to shave. The jeans and boots/shoes look like they would stand in a corner on their own. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.
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3. Posted by santobugito1... on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
He looks like he got woken up from a week long bender.
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4. Posted by Berklee on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
he looks like a bum who stole a suit
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5. Posted by twobitsworth.ca on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
What dumpster did they haul this wino from? Great look if this was what he was going for.
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6. Posted by DANNII on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
suit is fine i hate the hat it looks....like somthing a homeless person would wear...but probually cost a small fortune...sad!
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7. Posted by Michael on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Keanu I dont care where,what,or who you do or go you never ever put on dirty shoes,and give the hat back to the homeless person you stole it from on the way in. and are you starting to hang around Joaquin Pheonix.
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8. Posted by loripetrucci@rogers.com on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
Woohoooo.. I want some of what he's on! Damn, I know he has had some rough periods in his life but crap he should have just stayed in bed.
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9. Posted by Night on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
He needs a shave and a haircut and a few common sense when out in public. This look is for the beggars on the street and sure doesn't help his image as a movie STAR.
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10. Posted by Meg on Mon, Apr 13, 2009
so stop insulting homeless people already, at least they don't have much of a choice about what they're wearing. this guy could be wearing anything - so explain, NOW, the stained construction boots, they don't match the suit, and neither does the hat, and how much coke and booze did you binge on last night? stay in bed after nights like that, then people won't know for sure.
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