Fashion disasters
Kate Hudson
In 2009, Little Red Riding Hood decided she needed to revamp her trademark look and add a little glitz and glamour to her style. She shortened her skirt, slipped into a pair of pumps, went a little overboard with the sequins and added an oversized bow for good measure. And voila, Little Red Riding Hood is now Little Skirted Sparkly Hood 2.0. (Photo: D. Venturelli/Wire Images)
Average (3 Ratings)
Charlize Theron
Hello earthlings. I have come from Planet Sexy Legs to bring you this wonderful new material called gold lame. Every woman who wears it will look just like me. However, you must bunch the fabric awkwardly at the neck for maximum effect. Beep bop bop beeep, end transmission. (Photo: P. Le Segretain/Wire Image)
Average (6 Ratings)
28 Comments
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1. Posted by peachy on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
Whoever wrote the comments for these did a great job! So [profane]y and funny. I'd love to know your name and anything else you've written.
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2. Posted by Chikorita on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
This dress is plain and simple, yet it works beutifully on her.
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3. Posted by gemini5261972 on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
I'm not usually a fan of gold lame, but it looks alright on Charlize.
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4. Posted by noone6 on Sat, Mar 07, 2009
it looks metalic and should reflect microwave radiation frequencies emitted by cell phones protecting her body parts from frying. the only thing missing is a hat. the brain fries as well.
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5. Posted by FoxyGal79 on Sat, Mar 07, 2009
fo sure
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6. Posted by Sue on Sat, Mar 07, 2009
ghastly! Nuf said.
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7. Posted by lorry on Sat, Mar 07, 2009
god whos said she has sexy legs must be one blind bat her legs are like matchsticks yuc give me a break
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8. Posted by PS on Sun, Mar 08, 2009
Charlize always looks good - who cares what she wears .
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9. Posted by dangergirl1_eh on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
She looks like gold wrapped jiffy pop
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10. Posted by ctot on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
Charlize can easily get away wearing anything gold.
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Katie Holmes
Look, we've all left the house looking less than glamorous, so we're not going to harp on Katie for that. But what exactly is the dealio with her sweatpants? They are pulling and bulging in all the wrong places. And we thought only rappers wore their sweats to mid-calf? If you've got any idea about what's up with her pants, please let us know! (Photo: Ray Tamarra/Getty Images)
Average (4 Ratings)
26 Comments
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1. Posted by Chikorita on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE??????????????
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2. Posted by gemini5261972 on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
It looks like Katie borrowed Tom's sweatpants. No wonder they are way too baggy for her and the pant legs stop at mid-calf!
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3. Posted by Gibsandy on Sun, Mar 08, 2009
looks like she's got on a diaper Sorry Katie
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4. Posted by Heajher on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
I think all that scientology brainwashing has burnt her brain. Whats with the "bulge" yikes! Thats one hell of a camel toe!
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5. Posted by ctot on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
Bad bulge in the pants.
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6. Posted by Nat on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
Don't wear your night pad during the day
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7. Posted by evamarie on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
Horrible!
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8. Posted by dr on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
she has been going through a Scientology cult cleanse to prepare for her 2nd pregnancy. It looks like she is wearing a diaper, poor thing.
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9. Posted by teckno on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
Don't put your sandwich in your panties ... use your purse .
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10. Posted by SandiM on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
okay, Katie Holmes usually looks gorgeous when she is dressed for the red carpet or some event. In this pic she obviously was not expecting to be photographed and was coming from the gym where I don't think she cares to be 'in style' or whatever. Leave the poor girl alone...who cares what she wears to work out? Sheesh.
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Malin Akerman
Wow, they've really modernized those outfits the flying monkeys wore in The Wizard of Oz! Wait a minute that's not a dress, it's a strategically placed Depression-era tablecloth - with lampshade shoulder pads! Man, we gotta get one of these babies! (Photo: Steve Granitz/Wire Image)
Average (4 Ratings)
31 Comments
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1. Posted by Chikorita on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
This dress is ok. Um, the lack of colour thought really bugs me.
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2. Posted by gemini5261972 on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
The dress is ok but beige is so blah. What about a little color??
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3. Posted by Nicole Ukabam on Sat, Mar 07, 2009
This dress is the best of the worst drersses!
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4. Posted by Nicole Ukabam on Sat, Mar 07, 2009
This dress is the best of the worst dresses!!!
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5. Posted by Gibsandy on Sun, Mar 08, 2009
Looks like lace on naked skin to me. Could be great without the shoulder things.
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6. Posted by ctot on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
It's not that bad. Minus the shoulders and ruffles on the bottom, it looks good on her.
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7. Posted by sjkdy on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
it's art deco, moron. Learn something about fashion.
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8. Posted by dangergirl1_eh on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
Must have been designed by Scarlette O'hara
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9. Posted by Nat on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
no, its not the tablecloth, its the fancy bed throw!
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10. Posted by NAOMI F on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
Agreed with sjkdy...I actually really like this dress, think it's lovely on her. And it's Scarlett O'Hara Danger.
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Christina Milian
Oh hey, Christina! Umm, so 1983 called and they'd like their terrible sense of style back. We don't even know where to start with this outfit. The leather and light denim jacket and cow print scarf combination hurt our eyes so. But the bad dye job, bright red lips and dollar store-looking glasses finish off this adorable trailer trash ensemble perfectly! Brava! (Photo: Moses Robinson/Wire Image)
Average (3 Ratings)
18 Comments
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1. Posted by Chikorita on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
I belive this dress isn't as bad as the commentary says its is. I glasses aren't the best though. I would totally get rid of the jacket thought, or the scarf. One or the other though.
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2. Posted by gemini5261972 on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
The retro jacket would've looked better with more up to date accessories, a paler lipstick hue, and hair color from the salon.
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3. Posted by Gibsandy on Sun, Mar 08, 2009
lipstick colour is off - hair is harsh & glasses are .... well..... After that might look decent
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4. Posted by Angelo on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
Why is everyone so nasty? So you don't like what she's wearing. She looks happy. Just don't wear that yourself, and everything is okay. Who writes the original comments anyway? Pretty catty.
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5. Posted by ctot on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
It's pretty bad.
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6. Posted by elizapmartinez on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
Lip color and glasses is a No,No.
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7. Posted by Nat on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
what drug makes you colorblind? next time easy on it, christina
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8. Posted by mr chutzpah on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
the message here is, you can take Christina out of the trailer trash milieu but you can't take the 'trailer trash out of Christina'
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9. Posted by burnabycelt on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
I think it's Elton John in a blonde wig.
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10. Posted by gemini5261972 on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
Like Christina, I like retro fashion, but it IS possible to have too much of a good thing. I just suggested that she could update her look a bit with ONE retro piece and keep everything else clean and simple but modern. What's so "nasty" or "catty" about that??
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Eva Mendes
Let's get ready to rummmbbbllleee! Oh sorry, when we saw that belt, we just assumed Eva Mendes was the newest member of the WWE. The great thing about this dress - besides its '80s-style satiny sheen - is that if you ever feel awkward on the red carpet, you can just shove your hands into its handy pockets! Stylish and practical - what a great find! (Photo: Venturelli/Wire Image)
Average (3 Ratings)
19 Comments
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1. Posted by Chikorita on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
What is on the belt? The clour.stly isn't bad. But, pockets on a dress??? What were they thinking?
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2. Posted by gemini5261972 on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
I like the purple dress, but what's with the pockets? A cincher in matte black, brown or grey or would've completed the outfit. That huge blingy WWF thing around Eva's waist nearly blinded me.
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3. Posted by gemini5261972 on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
Eva's dress and shoes are pretty, but that belt nearly blinded me!
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4. Posted by Gibsandy on Sun, Mar 08, 2009
Looks several sizes too large for her. What's with the belt? Enough shiney stuff going on already
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5. Posted by ctot on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
I agree with Gibsandy, the dress seems to be too large for her little frame. And that belt, well it's something else. Cute colour.
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6. Posted by dangergirl1_eh on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
She looks like a poorly wrapped present
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7. Posted by elizapmartinez on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
Agree to all your comments
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8. Posted by Nat on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
she needs the scarf and the glasses from the previous photo
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9. Posted by aniklauziere on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
I LOVE dresses with pockets. definition at the waist and an ample skirt with pocket = lovely and practical. the belt does need to go though.
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10. Posted by dave on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
to Gibsandy, What's with the pink cowboy hat? How out-dated are you?! And those sunglasses look like they are from a dollar store! And your hair needs to be cut.
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Ali Larter
Well, it's official: sheer clothing is back...with a vengeance! Ali Larter rocked this look at the Cosmopolitan Fearless Male Award party and from the waist up, it's not so terrible. But from the waist down, this piece looks like Morticia Addam's junior high prom dress. The shape of the bottom of this dress is doing her no favours. And head-to-toe black with no accessories? Where's the pizazz? (Photo: Michael Buckner/Getty Images)
Average (4 Ratings)
16 Comments
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1. Posted by Chikorita on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
The commentary is right. The bottom of this dress does not work in her favour at all!! The lack of colour doesn't either.
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2. Posted by gemini5261972 on Fri, Mar 06, 2009
I agree with the reviewer and Chiokorita. The bottom half of the dress doesn't work with the top, and is very unflattering. All black and no accessories? Come on, Ali. You can do better than that!
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3. Posted by Gibsandy on Sun, Mar 08, 2009
Bottom of the dress looks like she would fall down rather quickly. What's with the slip or whatever
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4. Posted by abslty_prfct on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
lmfao.... i have nothing more to say!
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5. Posted by ctot on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
It looks a little awkward. I find the top to be flattering, but the dress goes downhill as you look down. And yes, she does need some accessories; a black purse doesn't cut it.
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6. Posted by dangergirl1_eh on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
Did her shall accidently fall around her calfs?
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7. Posted by elizapmartinez on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
This is a --------------- dress
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8. Posted by Nat on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
wooden clogs, head pins, geisha makeup and she's good to serve at a nearby sushi place
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9. Posted by mr chutzpah on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
from the waist down, you have to look up to see trailer trash...
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10. Posted by nelly on Mon, Mar 09, 2009
show you leg insted of hidding them in a net
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