Recipe for a perfect man

The holiday season is in full swing, at least within the confines of my kitchen, and I've been fine-tuning my recipes in hopes of truly perfecting them this year.

I mean, I've got a check list that I want to accomplish before my next birthday hits, and perfecting my very own pie recipe is on the list. Why? I dunno, but I'm a girl. We are kooky sometimes.

Then I think to myself: wouldn't our lives be so much more simple if it all followed a recipe?

Like, let's say...the perfect man?

Does he exist?? It's a big ask, and to be quiet honest, I don't think there is such a thing as a 'perfect man'. One that pleases each and every palate out there? Doubtful.

We all have different personalities we gravitate towards and some of us need complimentary partners, while others appreciate like minded individuals, but there is one common slice that, when it comes to attraction, I think we all look for in a partner. Appearance.
And I don't mean being drop dead gorgeous, tall, fit, or any other descriptors that apply to models, actors, or the genetically blessed. I mean the idea of presenting yourself, if you will allow, as your own perfected recipe. Cleanliness, being 'put together' etc., appeals to all of us.

This really is a recipe I've concocted for all the guys out there, so listen up.
Doesn't matter if you aren't Clooney or Pitt. As far as I am concerned, these ingredients below appeal to most, if not all women out there.

PERFECT MAN RECIPE

1 x nose/ear hair trimmer: unacceptable to not be taken care of. You want us to be up close and personal? Then we expect your little stragglers in the caves to be removed. No exceptions.

1 x solid and manageable hair style: you don't want to look coiffed and over done and we would never ask that of you either. Just something that works for you and your hair. Maybe taking a step above the soap-and-rinse in the shower. Maybe a styling aide that isn't gel? Try a curl crème for hold on your unruly locks or a putty for a messy, bed-head look.

1 x skin care regime: a teeny tiny bit goes a long long way. Some suggestions are right here.

1x man-icure: you don't need polish, you don't need to even buff, but trying your hand at a man-icure to help moisturize your cuticles (or remove them if they are over grown) and slough off the dead skin that will accumulate come these cold months will better your chances of laying those hands on us girls. I mean, holding the hands of your girl (get your mind out of the gutters, people).

Optional: interaction with a wax strip or razor in a not-so-common area, where needed
If it is warranted, get rid of the rug on your back by visiting a professional waxer to rip, I mean, rid you of that fleece. If you value a better smelling self, shave under your arms. Less hair there means less chance of bacteria and odour catching and releasing a not-so-fresh scent all day long.

There it is. The first version of my 'perfect man' recipe. It's a work in progress, and could use some collaborative suggestions. Feel free list out a few elements or tweak the formula that best suits your desires.
Perhaps recco. something that that you think guys could benefit from.

Overall, I think it comes down to one over all idea: Think 'clean'.

Why?

'Cuz chicks dig it.