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Does size matter?

Posted Thu, Oct 25, 2007
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Yes, okay, I admit it. There is that moment — the first time you get naked with a guy and see his penis — a moment of pleasant surprise, or that slight sinking feeling when you know you'll be giving your girlfriends the universal pinkie symbol the next day.

Size does matter. There. I said it. But does it matter enough for a guy to shell out almost $5,000 for a surgical penis enlargement and risk, at worst, death, or (perhaps even worse) ending up with an elephant-man penis all for a bigger one? At the very least, there's a lot of discomfort involved. Surely it'd be safer and more economical to get creative. It's not the meat, it's the motion and all that, you know?

Hey, I'd be lying to you if I said it didn't come up (actually that would be another discussion entirely) but, honestly, the size of a guy's penis is not on the top of the list.

Sure, we like a nice-looking penis probably in the same way guys like nice-looking breasts. But, given the choice between a guy with a nice-looking, good-sized penis and a guy with a skillful tongue and hands, I'd go for door Number 2. Besides, vaginas are pretty stretchy things, sort of a one-size-fits-all deal. Sure, it's nice to feel full, but most of the really good nerve endings are right at the entrance of the pearly gates, something a lot of guys fail to realize. Hang around up front a while and you'll find out. To this end, the thickness of a penis is more fun for us than its length.

Finally, I don't care if his penis is the size of the Eiffel Tower. If he doesn't know what to do with it, it hardly matters. A lot of guys think having a big penis is enough. Sometimes, guys with smaller penises actually make better lovers because they learn how to compensate with other activities. And besides, I like to think penises are like snowflakes: no two are alike and they all have their own individual beauty.

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10 Comments

  • 1. Posted by Kim C on Thu, Oct 25, 2007

    Size does NOT matter at all!! Are we going to judge a man for what he has between his legs??? Come on!! It's what's inside that counts so I've been told. I look at the face and hands that is more important when meeting a man don't you think?

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  • 2. Posted by ErnestA on Sat, Oct 27, 2007

    excuse me when I say this, anygirl or a woman that goes for the size, to me is a sl*t. a man can the biggest of all and not know what to with it and someone can have the smallest of all and give you the best sex of your, so size isn;t anything.

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  • 3. Posted by Silver on Sun, Oct 28, 2007

    I hope you don't mind a comment from a guy who agrees totally with what you ladies are saying. I am not built like a horse but I do have a very gifted tongue, lips, and hands that have always been able to please the woman I am with. I admit I have been told I am not the longest but I am a little thicker than average and for this I am happy. I was actually told by one lover that she met up with "elephant man" one time and it scared her so much she refused to do anything for fear of being hurt. As the name implies I am in the middle age bracket and someday will no doubt drop to "pinky size" but as long as I have a tongue and hands I will continue to enjoy. By the way extended periods of kissing and hugs are also a bonus compared to the proverbial "wham bam thank you."

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  • 4. Posted by BOB M on Sun, Oct 28, 2007

    still, your mind is the biggest sex organ we have

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  • 5. Posted by like funny stories on Sat, Nov 03, 2007

    it's all very noble of the girls who say that size doesn't count, but from the way i see it, it certainly does. how else can you account for why both tall and short , big and small, girls are seen going out with guys who are so obviously the direct cousin of neanderthals who have no social skills and are educationally challenged, but are hung like a horse. if size doesn't count, these girls must surely find them boring , as anyone will tell you that these guys have less conversational skills that any 4 walls that surround us or them , for all that matters. sorry, i beg to differ. size counts, but the girls like to let you think it doesn't.

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  • 6. Posted by To Be Announced on Sat, Nov 17, 2007

    Well stated, post number 5! Goons that treat the ladies as objects tend to get more action. However, it makes me wonder, is it their size that really gets them the ladies in the first place, or are women just generally more attracted to men that don't/can't out-smart them. Perhaps there is a direct relationship between penis size and IQ.

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  • 7. Posted by Victor Jr on Tue, Nov 27, 2007

    I'm new to Canada, and I would like to know what the average size is..? and where do you start to measure from..?

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  • 8. Posted by Christ1969 on Sun, Dec 23, 2007

    Size DOES matter. My (about to become ex) loves my size. But even she admits that it may be a bit too much for her. It's not so much the length but the width. Make an "O" hand sign by touching the tip of your index to the tip of your thumb so it makes a hole. My shaft can't get in there when fully erect. In this case it isn't so much my size that's a problm but hers. She's too tight and it really hurts her. In the moment she really likes the pain but afterwards I hear the constant complaints on how I ripped her open and how she's in pain. Especially about the burning feeling when she pees. This is not my male ego talking, this is what's really going on. From my point of view it's not my size which is a problem but hers. No complaints during sez but the constant complaints of being in pain and the guilt I feel for hurting her is annoying. BTW... that's not why we're breaking up. I'm dumping her for a whole other reason.

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  • 9. Posted by knave_lily on Mon, Dec 24, 2007

    So the bottom line seems to be that length doesn't count (unless it's too long for comfort, perhaps) but thickness definitely makes a difference to that mass of nerve-endings clustered around the pearly gates, if your movements are tame. If you're adventurous and concerned enough, however, you can more than compensate for a thin fella by the way you approach the pearly gates. Now, if the difference is that you are too thick for her, as christian.lanctot describes above, tongue, lips and digits can work magic for and from both of you.

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  • 10. Posted by ziki on Tue, Apr 07, 2009

    women are half men and men are half women , they are like skin tight dress for each other , but that tightness become uncomforable and the dress get torn , remains was just hot sex meat meat and meat in relationship soul is important relationship without soul is like ship without a rudder .

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